i have it on good authority that riding a motorcycle actually causes a phenonima called g.a.i.h.a.b. in medical terms it is deciphered as "god am i having a blast"
this phenomina causes your heart muscles to actually strengthen one percentage point for every hour you ride. it causes the muscles that make you smile to increase even more till i creates a situation known as s.e.g. in medical terms sh-t eating grin.
all this starts your metabloism to running so fast forward that it catches up with itself and begins to reverse the aging process. (some older women have actually reported that they have reversed to virginity.)
bottom line is that the more you ride the younger you get.
any one out there want to call me a liar



dennis