Don't listen to those folks above! The Valkyrie is a horrible machine! Oh, sure, it's the most beautiful machine on the road, I know, I have one. But soon you'll find that you're restless at night. You'll have difficulty sleeping. Your mind will wander at work and you lose the ability to focus on mundane daily tasks. Then, you'll find yourself making excuses to run to the store, or go over to a friends house, knowing full well that you're not going to those places. You have became addicted to the sound of 6 cylinders, the feel of rapid acceleration, and the thrill of tight curves.
Don't worry, there is hope. There is a 3 step program that will heal you of this terrible addiction.
1) Provide me with your address.
2) I'll come to your home
3) I will remove the Valkyrie permanently from your residence.
Yes, it's a very painful process, especially that third step, but you'll get your friends back, and you'll keep your job.
PS, as part of the process above a title transfer is required and continuation of payments if any.
Thanks and let me know if I can be of service.
PSS, all kidding aside, welcome to the family. It's been half the fun of owning this wonderful machine to me.
